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A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.
ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!
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When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.
I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!
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Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again
Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late
Check out the Lando Bandito fighting imaginary Pokémon in the keep out area.
The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.
Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.
Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*
AKA: Bathroom Bandit
Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.
Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"
A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"