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When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.
Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!
a group of super cool people who will make tons of cash this summer using this one simple trick!
also owns Antarctica and mine space rocks
whoa is that the barista gang
yessir
wow dude they giving out fre frap??? better hop into starbucks!!
oh wtf why are there gunshots
idk bro but a fre frap is a fre frap
That one barista you wanna fuck al night long
" Damn, I'd lean that booty barista over a table and take him (or her) right here in the cafe..."
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A phrase intended for humor - often exchanged between coworkers in the coffee industry - to set apart life experiences and attribute the occupation as the cause of said happenings.
"Last night- I got home. Drank one beer. Ate two cookies. Passed out before 7:30pm. (Because we have to wake up so damn early). Barista lyfe."
"You realize if we had to pay for all the caffeine we drink it'd be at least 150 bucks a day, right?" "hahaha!, yeah, barista lyfe."
Four espresso shots are simultaneously pouring. The grinder is running for two more. One drink is getting pretty with latte art. Flavors are flying into cups everywhere. Everything is perfectly coming together. And suddenly you realize your brain has no idea what drink your hands are making. So you shout, "There's a... er... something. It's tasty! At the bar!" Barista Lyfe.
12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.
I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.
The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.
Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?
Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.