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a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.
Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.
Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
a blond actress who is really cool and has a dog named remy. post a lot on instagram @therealagbarlow
your such an anna grace barlow!
He is the best and all mighty god of the human realm, when he teaches Design, the entire class is mesmerized and cant wait to see him again. He is so cool and scary. He will tell you to leave the room while smiling and looking at a different classmate. He seems like he has yellow eyes and somehow has never dropped his laptop while going upstairs to teach drama. He will always be late but his students dont care because they love him too much
Student 1: WHO IS THAT, HE IS SO COOL!!!
Student 2: THATS MR BARLOW, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MR BARLOW?
Mr. Barlow: youre late, get out of my classroom :)
Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment”
“Fuck you tim”
Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment”
“Fuck you tim”
That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.
Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state