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Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
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note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch
when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.
I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard
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the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based
She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.
I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.
The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)
Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts
The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.
Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.
A sex position in which he make lays flat on the bed and the woman gets into the splits position on top and spins like windmill.
Bro: Yea dude we did the barnyard spin yesterday
Bro 2: no way dude that's sick
a set up. sting operation. sketchy.
damn i thought she loved me but she fucked my friends. "i told you this had barnyard vibes"