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A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.
“Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”
Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.
She had a wicked case of the bartender’s.
Meaning: take this (more) serious.
A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender
Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.
Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?