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The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'
mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'
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A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!
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Bast frans is when yall better than brothers and smoke duh weed together and do dumb shit together
AYEE BAST MF FRAN WYD HOW U DOING BAST FRAN
v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
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When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.
Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
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A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"
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Having sex with a pregnant woman.
Chuck: I hear your wife is pregnant.
Bob: Yeah, its great, nothing like basting the baby.
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