Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

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Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

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bed-in

a sex session in which several partners take part.

Let's have a bed-in.

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Bedding

the acting of shoving you finger up your bum and masturbating to create a sense of gayness.

"oh man last night i gave myself the biggest bedding"

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no- bed

a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover

omg u stupid no- bed

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Bed

The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..

Guys go to BED or we'll be ston'd in the morning

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