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Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012


Beefy McChode

An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".

Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.

by Dogfood11 April 5, 2017


beefy bitch

When someone starts beef (or is mad for no reason)

My coach was acting like a beefy bitch over a small logo

by toot.ann November 21, 2020


Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020


Beefy Die

Beefy Die is a popular web series on YouTube where inanimate objects compete for a prize, and it can be found on the channel, Jacknjellify. The channel is run by Cary and Michael Huang. Beefy Die has five seasons at the time of writing this definition, these are Beefy Die, Beefy Die Again, ieD yfeeB, Beefy Bee, and Teepee aught.

“Hello, I am Fred. The secret animator for Beefy Die”

by ImaBigNerd September 8, 2023


beefy vagocko

1. a burrito inside a taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.

2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.

1.Oh my god that vagocko tasted so good.

2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2

by wshslax12 August 2, 2012


big beefy

A muscular man. generally with tattoos and an attitude to match.

Henry Rollins was big beefy then he got old. Rambo is big beefy after 25 years.

by manrent February 5, 2008

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