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beej mcgeevs

Noun: (bee-ja mick-gee-ves) beej mcgeevs refers to receiving oral sex from a girl. An extrapolated version of BJ, which of course is a shortened version of blow job, which is of course slang for oral sex.

Derek: "Yo, my dude, you pipe that last night?"
Mike: "Nah braj, she just gave me a beej mcgeevs"

Other usage:

Sam: "I'll take a beej mcgeevs from Anyone"
Eddie: "Even a one armed broad?"
Sam: "Anyone...."

by MattyMeds November 1, 2013


Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.

"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."

by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 26, 2022


beeje booje

Inuendo for the nickname of a lover or significant other.

I just finished taking my beeje booje to the movies, now were going out for dinner.

by Bsaga December 2, 2009


Beej Rogers

Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.

I definitely just saw beej rogers walking down the street.. that thing deserves a salute.

by Klefman February 9, 2018


croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!

I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej

by BistoYeti October 16, 2010


Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.

I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.

by tsextown August 5, 2010


Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020