beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

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Beer

1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug

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Beer

A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.

Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!

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Beer

Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.

Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.

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beer

beer its liquid bread its good 4 u

im gonna drink till i speww ewwwww

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Beer

A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.

Guy1: WOW! She is hot!
Guy2: Man, no more beer for you.

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beer

friend, mate, pal, buddy.

alright beer!

'not at all beer, not at all!'

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