queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

beetle bumps

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 8-1 you bounce on the beetle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.

Tim: Dude, don't forget to get your beetle bumps at the end of world 8-1 because you really suck at this game and need all the extra lives you can get.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

Dung Beetled

When you and a friend bareback tag team a cheap hooker in Vegas.

Flanny and Bernie dung beetled the fuck outta that hooker last weekend!

Dung-Beetling

1) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and build upon it until its an unstoppable torrent of shit ideas.

2) Verb - To put forward a shit idea, and everyone rolls with it.

1) Julia Gillard really dung-beetled that carbon tax.

2) The whole world is Dung-Beetling regarding the war in Afghanistan.

buzzy beetle

A little black beetle that apears in super mario and luigi games that is usually an enemy.

To kill a buzzy beetle you must step on it (just like any other cockroach) but yuo must also get rid of its hard protective shell,which can be used as a weapon to kill turtles,and fishes among other things.

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Roxas beetle

Roxas beetles are the group of insects with the largest number of known species.contains more described species than in any other order in the animal kingdom, The roxas beetle is about 95% of all known noobs.1 95% of all described n00b species are beetles (about 350,000 species1), and new species are frequently discovered. Estimates put the total number of species, described and undescribed, at between 5 and 8 million.

(Fuck thats alot of n00by beetles)

Roxas beetles can be found in almost all habitats, Like Counter-Srike: Source nonsteam servers. They interact with their ecosystems in several ways. They often feed on bomb kills and fluke kills.Some species are ban of people who say he is a beetle including sank and wonderwall. Certain species are agricultural pests, such as roxas.

Flint: Fuck off roxas you dam beetle.
Roxas: I'm not a beetle.
*The Roxas beetle bans flint*

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beetle hood

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva

look at the beetle hood on that chick... you could park your bike in it

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