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Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy
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A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.
My flat mate last year was a super bellend.
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A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.
Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.
Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.
Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*
a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin
i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie
The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.
The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...