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When ones nipples are so hard they are in danger of ruining their shirts.
Hey guys check Rich out, he's got some pretty gnarly Benedict nips going on right now.
-Wow! There goes that shirt!
Benedict is the most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She brings the sun on a rainy day. She is so creative and will give you a run for your money. Everyone needs to have a female Benedict in their life. She stands by her values and listens to every word you say. She will give you great advice and is as humble as a bee.
She will never bee extinct
Benedict female always knows what’s up
The act of switching your Facebook language to English (UK) to avoid the new Facebook layout.
Friend 1: I hate the new Facebook layout, it's so dumb!
Friend 2: If you switch to English (UK) you get the old layout back!
Friend 3: Damn turncoats! You are like a modern day Benedict Arnold, stop your whining and get over it!
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The people who have the biggest cocks
Girl 1: Did you know that the nerd in our class has a giant cock
Girl 2: His name is Paul Benedict right?
Girl 1: Yeah they say that people with that name always have a big cock
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When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.
"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"
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When two guys and a girl are having a threesome, and as an act of betrayal, One guy cums somewhere on the other guys body, preferably his ankles or his legs. As coined and created by Danny Mullen.
Danny and leo were tag teaming Jill. Just another hot steamy threesome thursday while Nico is out of out town. Danny asked Leo to pass him His gatorade, & as Leo reached over to grab Jacks electrolyte rich beverage, He turned around to realize his ankles had now been sprinkled with rainbow showers. Oh No. Leo got hit with a sneaky benedict arnold . F*** You Danny. Get Your own gatorade
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