On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.
You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.
Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th
Average friend: why did you slap me??
Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok
You canβt talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!
This day is on October 29
Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day
14π 7π
Oct 4 the day where you celebrate your best sexy friend.
Hey do you know what today is?
No...
Its Oct 4, best sexy friend day!!!
Coo
Heres your present best sexy friend *hands over covid-19 so they are no longer the best π*
Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? Itβs national fuck your best friend day!
Post pictures of your best friends!
yeah itβs National post pictures of your best friends day
8π 1π
September 15th national fuck your best friend day
"Hey bro you wanna smash"
"Why"
"Its national fuck your best friend day"
3π 1π