Ghetto Big-Mac

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

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Big Mac

A fat person, who seems to have a goldfish memory

Nicole is such a big mac!

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Lesbian Big Mac

When two overweight, interacial, women scissor.

”Oh dude, those two women probably do the lesbian big mac.”

big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?

Big Mac Rap

The best fast food rap in the world, (I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun, we be up in this drive through order for two, I gots a cravin' for a number nine like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here, in this dizzle, forizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzles. Dr.Pepper my brother, and another for your mother. Double double super-size and don't forget the fries.) Usually confuses drive through operators and can get them very annoyed. Best drive through joke since, "and then?". This rap will only be succesfull at a McDonalds and not any other fast food restaraunt.

Person 1: "Hey I heard Nick did the Big Mac Rap at McDonalds the other day."
Person 2: "I hope the manager didn't shoot him."

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big mac ass

an ass that is extremely big, yet it is so sloppy because it has wrinkles or flaps of grease everywhere - Just like a Big Mac.

Guy 1: Yoo I got some ghetto booty last night! She got that big ass son.
Guy 2: Aww hell, that ain't no good ass, that's a big mac ass.

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Imitation Big Mac

The sexual activity of smearing ketchup,big mac sauce or mustard on the reciepient's ass cheeks until getting desired distribution. Then the ass is eaten by the other person involved in the Big Mac. Additonally, the ass cheeks can be licked off as well.

This position is also known as "The Don Gorske

Her ass was looking so thick dude, I had now choice than to give it the Imitation Big Mac.