big mac attack

the sudden urge to eat a "Big Mac" from miccie-dees (McDonald's). teary eyes and a drooling mouth are some symptoms.

kid:i am having a bic mac attack get me a dam burger!

me: Will some one get this kid a happy meal!!?!?!?!?

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big mac rap

Rap sang at a Mc'Donolds drive through.

Big mac....Big Mac....I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun we be up in this drive through order for 2 I'm cravin a number 9 like my shoe I need some chicken up in here in this hizzle fo rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle doctor peper my brotha another for your mother double double super size and don't forget the fries.

Yo did you see the video of the Big Mac Rap on youtube?

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Ghetto Big-Mac

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

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Big Mac

A fat person, who seems to have a goldfish memory

Nicole is such a big mac!

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big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?

Lesbian Big Mac

When two overweight, interacial, women scissor.

”Oh dude, those two women probably do the lesbian big mac.”

Big Mac Rap

The best fast food rap in the world, (I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun, we be up in this drive through order for two, I gots a cravin' for a number nine like my shoe. We need some chicken up in here, in this dizzle, forizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzles. Dr.Pepper my brother, and another for your mother. Double double super-size and don't forget the fries.) Usually confuses drive through operators and can get them very annoyed. Best drive through joke since, "and then?". This rap will only be succesfull at a McDonalds and not any other fast food restaraunt.

Person 1: "Hey I heard Nick did the Big Mac Rap at McDonalds the other day."
Person 2: "I hope the manager didn't shoot him."

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