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Wildly popular podcast hosted by Eric, Matt and Dover. Find it on iTunes and join our show wrap up game; Guess That Word Biatch! GTWB is a beautiful word game based on the fantastic website urbandictionary.com
Dude 1. "What are you laughing at?"
Dude 2. "What?" (takes earbuds out of ears)
Dude 1. "I said, what are you laughing at?"
Dude 2. "Six Billion Voices man! Here, listen."
Dude 1. "Dude, I don't want your greasy earbuds man. I'll download it on iTunes.
1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.
2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”
“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”
“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
A female that is such a bitch that one would leave her even if they were giving up a billion dollars
Guy one: Jenna is such a billion dollar bitch, man. I'd part with a testicle if it meant never speaking to her again
Guy two: I guess she is a Billion Dollar Bitch
a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"
Billion suprise toys baisically:
"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"
Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover
Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I am so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar baby
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby
So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?
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Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You
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