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some slutty girl who gets into black metal or the black metal "scene" just because she likes the dudes in the band.
bmslore666: lol i like your band. your long hair is sexy
grimfuck: you seem like yet another black metal whore
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A chick who claims to be a fan of black metal as a means of getting attention from men in the black metal scene. The black metal whore is obsessed with her tits, and takes numerous pictures exposing her cleavage and posts them on her facebook/myspace. She is usually fat, ugly, and a poser who is willing to suck a long haired man's dick for the sake of being considered "metal." She doesn't get along with other girls for the most part. This is partly because shes a fat whore, and also because she can't stand feeling as though her attention is at risk. Favorite bands usually consist of Burzum, Darkthrone, and Mayhem. The occasional black metal whore will like Cradle of Filth if she hasn't discovered that they are shit. But of course, how could she know? It's not like she listens to black metal anyway!
Black Metal Whore: OMG Varg Vikernes is so cute! His story converted me to Satanism.
Black Metal Dude: You do realize that Varg wasn't a Satanist, right?
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Someone who listens to black metal music.
Cradle of Filth are Black Metallers
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Equal to "Transcendental Black Metal" because the band is made up of pretentious hipsters who focus on life giving themes instead of Satanism, Darkness, Death, Anger, or Sorrow; and consider themselves higher than other, more kvlt, bands who wear corpse paint. Other traits of Hipster Black Metal is a focus on burst beats (just different drum beats in a song, not actually a type of drumming) and artsy music videos filled with non-kvlt themes like an airplane flight or live performance with out kick ass corpse paint.
Hipster1: Oh dude! This new album from (insert generic hipster black metal band name like "Liturgy")?!
Hipster2: No, what's it about?
Hipster1: Awh man! It is about life and how great it is! It's totally anti-corpse paint as well.
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a rare and pure form of satanic music with such bands as ondskapt vulvacroma vulture lord and a small number of others. these bands believe that there is no glory in there satanic worship and that they along with all sinners will be cast down into hell upon judgement day and will recieve no special treatment from satan and shall suffer for eternity
listening to orthadox black metal will curse your soul
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humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded
A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*
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A sub-genre of Black Metal.
Charecterized by really lousy sound quality.
Primitive music and lyrics are usually present in Cavern Black Metal, but are not always a neccessity.
Most Cavern Black Metal bands are considered kvlt and tr00.
The name Cavern Black Metal is derived from the lousy sound quality, as though it has been recorded in a cave.
- OMG, have you listen to that kvlt band Sodomizers of Sodom?
- Nope, what do they play?
- Cavern Black Metal, what else?
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