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black friday

The day after thanksgiving, when stores hold major sales and go out of the red and into the black.

a: whats up with black friday?
b: it's when stores can get out of bankruptcy

by kindie November 26, 2005

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Black Friday

The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.

People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

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Black Friday

A video of gay black men having an orgy

Aw nigga some just Black Fridayed me

by Funny ape July 21, 2022

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Black Friday

Verb

v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal

Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!

by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013

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black friday

Traditionally the day after Thanksgiving where most consumers start their holiday shopping. Many (if not all) retail outlets offer sales to bring in said customers. It is called 'black' friday because it is considered the 'official' start of the holiday shopping season, much like Black Tuesday was the start of the Depression (1929 Stock Market Crash). In addition, the 'black' also refers to when paper ledgers were still used, black ink referred to profit. Although Black Friday is the day where the highest volume of consumer traffic is seen, it does not carry the highest volume of sales. Usually this day is Christmas Eve or the last Saturday before Christmas. Recently some retail outlets have begun referring to Black Friday as Green Friday, to curb the common association of the color black to something of bad or negative nature.

"Yo did you check out the deals for Black Friday?"

by DerekM November 25, 2005

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Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016


Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.

So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.

by Dude1234567890 November 27, 2015