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A pronoun that replaces a person that you like and can't have. Used when you want to talk about said person without naming names.
"I totally saw my blank look my way today in class."
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when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.
Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?
Guy 2: No...what?
Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.
Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...
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The act of stepping on someone's toes and micromanaging. Can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)
Quit blanking me, bro!
My boss is really blanking me today.
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when you rub up against some else with your clothes on aka dry sex
We were blanking on his couch!
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A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"
"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.
I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha
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"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.
Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank
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