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blaps

a piece of fake crack,anything that can be passed of as a rock to the unwary buyer

i sold em two blaps for forty and the dumb motherfucker came back and bought another

by e-z- money September 29, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blap

Blap, a sound, not to be mistaken for "blat" which is failed attempted at copying blap.

BLAP BLAP!

by TheRealBlapBlapPewPEw May 14, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


blapping

When a black female claps and yells at the same time. Normally this would occur when the black female is extremely fustrated. If you are getting blapped at, its not a good thing.

Twa$handa was blapping at Tequishinetta when she found out she had her hair and nails did for a date wif her Twa$handa's boyfriend.

by b-rizinsky February 1, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 29, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc July 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blap

1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP

I am balpping my face off right now!

+Verb blapped that last set hard!

The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...

by Tate Slater July 4, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blapping

The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno

Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot

Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it

by Tr4gic March 7, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž