a piece of fake crack,anything that can be passed of as a rock to the unwary buyer
i sold em two blaps for forty and the dumb motherfucker came back and bought another
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Blap, a sound, not to be mistaken for "blat" which is failed attempted at copying blap.
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When a black female claps and yells at the same time. Normally this would occur when the black female is extremely fustrated. If you are getting blapped at, its not a good thing.
Twa$handa was blapping at Tequishinetta when she found out she had her hair and nails did for a date wif her Twa$handa's boyfriend.
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Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting
Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York
I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.
Dude, those beans really make you blap.
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a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead
OMG she just Blapped me!
Shut up or i'll Blap you!
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1) BLAP is a self-defining word. Use it whenever seems appropriate, it should roll off your tongue smoothly and convey your meaning whether the listener knows the word or not.
2) CyberBLAP
I am balpping my face off right now!
+Verb blapped that last set hard!
The lights about to turn red, you're going to have to blap right through...
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The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno
Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot
Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it
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