Blogger's Law

Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.

A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.

Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!

blogger bun

A bun made popular by fashion bloggers.
Usually a bun sat atop the wearer's head in a perfect poof.

Can be achieved with a sock as a base... Or lots of practice. Usually long hair is needed.

Kendi's blogger bun bounced on her head as she walked down the New York City street, looking for a good place to take pictures for her blog.

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

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Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

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blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

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Logger Blogger

A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.

Shut up you stupid logger blogger!

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Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.