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Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.

"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."

by ThePeoples January 16, 2012

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Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.

Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.

by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011

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big bloke

(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.

You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!

by londonrimmel July 22, 2010

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plentike bloke

A gay shemale.

Like my big china, you plentike bloke.

by Chodeser May 4, 2003


Toke a Bloke

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

by A_Godly_Canuck April 12, 2012


bad bloke

A bad bloke is a friend that doesn't know how to be a friend.

Bloke one: "I nominate Lochi for the bad bloke of the year award."
Bloke two: "Yeah man, he never adds me to group chats with the lads, worst bloke out!"
Lochi: "Ha jokes on you that's not even a real award"

by LBoy4BadBloke May 15, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blokey Bloke

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.

Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.

by Stevie Robo May 31, 2007

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