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when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.
Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.
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when a chick is riding in reverse cowgirl and pulls off and shits all over you
'' Reverse cowgirl blumkin" A chick is riding in reverse cowgirl and your lookin at that sexy ass and next thing you know she pulls up and shits on your chest" Just think if she had the squirts!!!! lol reverse reverse cowgirl blumkin cowgirl blumkin
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When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.
He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!
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Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin
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while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
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When a man spend all day eating corned beef and cabbage, and drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. While he's sitting on the toilet taking a stinky shit and a lady comes in (wearing a red wig and tartan skirt preferably), and gives him a blowjob.
Dude, Joan was so drunk on St. Paddy's Day she gave Bill an Irish Blumkin at the Shamrock bar.
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Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.
I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.
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