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When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.
Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother
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While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.
"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"
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when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet
give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce
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When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.
Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.
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Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!
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the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)
"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
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to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC
When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.
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