boned

1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".

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bones

An acknowledgement to or congratulation for the coolness of a person's actions, indicated by tapping ones fisted knuckles against those of the recipient.

Oh, man, you hooked up with Ally? Bones, man.

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boning

Playing the trombone.

I was boning last night till my lips hurt!

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Bones

the best damn bearings money can buy

Omg these bones swisses are t3h l337...

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The Bone

A term used by the duo Insane Clown Posse, meaning death or to be killed.

P1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Dave?"
P2: "He got in trouble with the police. Sucker got The Bone."

bones

What holds your body together along with muscles and tendons. They are part of a massed structure known as a skeleton.
You can also bury your "bone" in your girl. LOL

I asked her how many bones were in the human body.....she replied "205". I said "yeah, and would you like me to show you how to get one more in there?"

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bone

a beer

Hey Kent, why don't you throw me a bone. It's been a tough day.

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