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the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.
A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!
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An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.
I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.
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1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.
2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.
1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents.
2)
Guy 1: Man, John never wants to do anything, he just sits there.
Guy 2: What a "boner"!
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1. Something that occurs when the blood leaves a man's brain and goes to his cock.
2. Something that you hide from your parents when there's a female in the room.
"Dude, have Jessica sit on your lap so your mom doesn't see your boner!"
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The bane of an adolescent young man's existence. Usually happens during class, normally after eyeing an attractive girl. Extremely embarassing, and when you get one, you'll stick your hand in your pocket to tuck it into your boxers in a futile attempt to avoid discomfort/embarassment. In the worst cases, you'll end up coming in your pants.
Rob: Shit, man I was looking at Samantha in English class, and I got a damn boner, man!
Joe: Did it show?
Rob: It looked like I was hiding a fuckin' fire hydrant in my jeans!
Joey: Shit, dude.
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So you're in 8th period english
And the girl behind you is a DD
And you keep staring at her
And you're like
"Wow. I'd like to do that."
You mind sends stimulation to your crotch
And increases the blood flow
And it's another word for erection.
oh damn look at leslie. i'm getting a boner
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1. a clumsy error
2. an erection
I hate it when I get a boner in public.
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