Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone
Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!
A person with a preference for a larger bodied, potentially overweight, partner.
Synonymous with "Chubby Chaser"
Person 1 - "I'm more into the old Jonah Hill, I prefer chunky guys."
Person 2 - "You're such a Chonker Bonker!"
A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .
Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?
Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
An English expression. When something isn't going your way, you can use this to express your feelings.
Oh Bonkers, I forgot to do my homework.
Most commonly used to show extreme measures or limits. To be extreme beyond comparison.
Brian- Did you see the guy on the corner of the street this morning that was flailing his arms around, naked, helicoptering his man-junk, and singing Taylor Swift really loud?
Austin- Yeah... That guy is bonkers-ass crazy...
A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.
Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.
I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.