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bonnet babe

An idealized wife in a patriarchal society. One who solely wants to cook, clean, and wear dresses without any interesting in reading, thinking, or participating in academic circles. A woman who spends her formative years solely learning the arts of homemaking and baking bread; eventually to marry rich and spend the rest of her days doing just that.

Not to be confused with trophy wife.

"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a bonnet babe!"
"Gaston must have thought Belle was a real bonnet babe to fall for him"

by TheSchizzlest December 29, 2016


Stede Bonnet

The Gay pirate from taika waititi's gay pirate show "OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH" who left blackbeard stranded on a dock because he was too scared to be in love

"you are such a stede bonnet kinnie, man. admit your feeling or it might be too late!"

by GL4MR0CKZ March 7, 2023


Sphincter Bonnet

A term for asshat reserved for polite company or an ass hat of feminine manners and personality.

Excuse me miss but you are being a sphincter bonnet.

by GreenBird23 April 27, 2011


Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023


Blue Bonnet

A synonym of the term "Butterface," this term can be used more covertly to express your opinion of a girl's appearance without arousing her suspicion. Inspired by the logo on the famous brand of margarine.

Q: "Hey, what's that party looking like?"

A: "Eh, just a bunch of Blue Bonnets hanging out."

by TD4354 October 16, 2009

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Bonnet Slide

Similar to Hood Slide, but in England the bit at the front of the car is called a bonnet.
There is a bonnet slide in the opening credits to Quantum Leap, and also in the Beastie Boys video for Sabotage

-Did you see Quantum Leap the other day?
-With that dude Sam Beckett?
-Yes.
-Putting right what once went wrong?
-Yes.
-And his wise cracking holographic sidekick Al?
-Yes.
-I love that show.
-Did you see the sweet bonnet slide at the beginning?
-No, I was in the kitchen making a brew.

by Sammy Sammy Bung Hole February 7, 2006

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Boner bonnet

A condom.

Dude, when you go to the store pick me up some boner bonnets. I have an easy date tonight.

by DickCummings May 30, 2011

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž