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An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.
It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"
Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?
Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?
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something a guy said because he can not believe no one bought those.
Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.
*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.
*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.
It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"
Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?
Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?
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A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.
Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
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It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.
Jenna: Yea, I have six siblings.
John: Wow! Your parents should have bought a TV.
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1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars
2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"
3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"
4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"
5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N
Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
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