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The edible art of boubon balling: pour a shot of chocolate syrup into one's mouth, dip your lover's balls into Whisky Bourbon, insert the boubon soaked balls into the chocolate filled mouth. Gargle, swish, and swallow; it's a delightfully sweet and salty treat!
*Warning: May casue a burning sensation on testicles*
Dick: My girlfriend totally bourbon balled me last night!
Jane: I love my boyfriend's bourbon balls!
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A drink originating from Columbus Ohio. It involves an orange and blue cocktail which changes to scarlet and grey once Bourbon is added.
It is rumored the concoction will eventually be fueled by the tears of Michigan fans shattered dreams.
Bartender! Another Bourbon Meyer please! The Buckeyes just won another National Championship!
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An Urban Legend scenario created or enhanced by generous or bountiful use of alcoholic beverages.
"Did Oscar really dance naked at the company party or is that just a Bourbon Legend?"
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A whiskey/bourbon cocktail named in honor of the current University of Florida football coach, Urban Meyer. Formulas vary, but my personal favorite is:
(on the rocks in a pint glass)
Bourbon - 3 shots
Lime juice - 1 shot
Fill the rest of the glass with half sweet tea, half Coca-Cola.
Enjoy!
I got so drunk on Bourbon Meyers at the Tennessee tailgate that I don't remember the first half!
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A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down
If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!
When you pour a glass of bourbon on ice while sitting on your bed naked next to your partner that is in a doggie style pose you drink the bourbon and put ice in mouth turn around mount your partner and while having sex you allow ice to melt and drip onto partners back while they moan.
Last night I did the bourbon smash and she got my sheets all wet.
noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children
Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.
John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*