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1. A fleeting paradox in which deference is made to a single man for the reason of supposed affection and loyalty; neither of which generally hold up in the said relationship, which ironically excludes anyone in the friend zone.
2. Human ATM machine.
3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".
4. Male bitch.
"I don't understand the concept of 'boyfriend'. They're always men, and never "just a friend". I mean... He is a 'boy-friend' after all, so I'm still quite confused by all this. Can someone explain?"
"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."
"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"
"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."
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to have a boyfriend, to be in the relationship
I am boyfriended = I have a boyfriend
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The title a male must have to get full access to nipples.
Guy: "Hey, I'm just trying to get a little nip action over here."
Girl: "I think you need a certain title to get access to those bad boys... like my boyfriend."
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Boyfriends are the one person you can trust if you can´t go to your family,but most of all they love you for you not your body,but your love.
I love my boyfriend because he´s awesome.
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Someone who annoys the living hell out of you, but has his moments of sweetness.
Girlfriend: Why do I even bother going out with you? You're always late, you annoy the living hell out of me, you're arro--
Boyfriend: *presents a rose*
Girlfriend: --Awwwww.
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A boyfriend is that one guy that loves you and is there for you no matter what. That one guy that shows you off and is proud to have you as his girl. A man that will give you gifts for no reason and writing you paragraph just because he loves you. A guy that will never give you up.
My boyfriend is the best!
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a boy that a girl is dating.
a good boyfriend should be nice to his girlfriend and not try to make her do anything she's not sure of. he should try to make her happy, but not let her push him around.he should never try to hurt her, because he knows he's stronger than her. a good guy like this will get a whole bunch of ladies swarming him but he'd be fixated on his lovely girl.
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