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A person that a male or female who is single seeks out for a one night stand to break their current "drought". A drought breaker is usually an individual whom you have no feelings for, but because of their affection for you or lack of self-esteem they fall back into the habit of sleeping with you on the notion that they might once again have a chance to date you. A drought breaker also leads to a boost in self-esteem for the party initiating the hookup.
Tim: "Hey bro, haven't had sex in three weeks, gotta hit up Karen to break my drought."
Larry: "Yeah man, she does make a great drought breaker."
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known to when a girl twerks on a senior guys junk. during this horrid situation, she then opens the butt flap in the back of the onsey and slaps his junk furiously with her cheaks.
"gee-whiz,your bootycheaks flap faster than my back flab when im in the hot tub! this chick is a splendid cane-breaker!"
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A deal breaker is ‘the catch’ that a particular individual cannot overlook and ultimately outweighs any redeeming quality the individual may possess.
The deal breaker was that he was married with kids and I don't condone adultery.
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A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.
Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
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A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.
Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.
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The last straw.
The straw that broke the camel's back.
The last of a series of annoyances or disappointments that leads one to a final loss of patience, temper, trust, or hope.
Also, a barbarian of the Hyborean Age possessing a penchant for punching ill-tempered camels in the head and rendering them unconscious.
"Alright, that's the camel breaker. You've had this beating coming for a long time, and here it is!"
"My jerkface boss took credit for the project I'd been spearheading for the last four months while he played golf, and that was the camel breaker, so I told him where he could shove my job and then told his boss who REALLY completed the project."
"Quickly, quickly! The Camel Breaker is coming! Get your camels in off the road before one of them spits at him and ends up with a broken head!"
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An issue within a relationship that constitutes one partner breaking up with the other. Note that they do not need to be a "good" reason by society's standards, but are specific and individual to each relationship.
I can't believe he broke up with her because she didn't put out after 10 dates. I guess to him, that was a "deal breaker".
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