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A person who likes buttholes only male ones but thinks he is straight
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A very annoying kid who just watches anime. He doesn’t care about school or his grades. He’s bi but gayer than bi. He also has a bf and a gf. (He's polyamorous) His gf isn’t happy about him. He made out with his bf last night. He’s gay af.
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Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.
Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"
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Only the greatest rock star in the world!!! Lead singer to worlds actual greatest band Panic! At the Disco!!!!! Don’t know who he is? Just go away.... he is my FREAKING IDOL!!!! Married to Sarah Urie wrote a song for her before they were married called Sarah Smiles!
Girl one: dude who is Brenden Urie?!?!
Girl two: GO AWAY... IM SO BREN-DONE WITH YOU!!!! (Pun intended)
Girl one: UR-REALLY MAkING ME MAD!!!
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A Brenden is generally considered to be a fake person that is completely out for himself despite acting like he is your friend. Brendens have a tendency to get the "ahh fuck it's" which is a caring disorder. Brendens also run their mouth causing you to have the irrestible urge to dog walk them. Brendans will fuck up things around me them in an attempt to sabotage ones workmanship and blatenly lie about the time it takes to fix it. Brendens also have a huge issue with throwing missy fits without realizing they look about as mature as a school yard sissy. The most was thing about a Brendens is that most of the time they seem alright borderline cool but their constant disrespectful behaviour cannot be tolerated. My advice is to bear a Brendens to submission immediately upon seeing one. Brendens even and mouth their own mothers to the people in public despite being in their mid 30"s and still living with mom. Brendens are very self destructive and quick to blame others for their own actions.
Hey guys look where that Brenden ended up. Homeless and hungry. Its very sad . They say a Brenden just self restricts like a mission impossible message!!
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