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When you are getting a Blow Job and the girl also takes your balls and at the same time sticks her tongue up your ass.
You would have thought she was related to John Grisham by the quality Pelican Brief she gave me!
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Worn by most of our dads in the 70's and 80's, these bold and daring man-knickers leave far less to the imagination than full cut briefs or boxers. After the 80's, these became far less popular in America. In Europe and South America, these are simply just briefs or mini-slips and less thought is given to them. On the other side of the spectrum, they're extremely common for men in Australia and New Zealand.
They are often visible by a man's briefline, especially in slacks or gym shorts.
Today, at least in America anyways, they're mostly reserved for serious bodybuilders, Jersey Shore type douchebags and gay men. Also, PE Teachers over 40, fraternity hunks, midlife crisis dilf professionals and cocky athletes make up a sizable portion of the segment. In England, a sizable amount of the tracksuit wanker males tend to wear them. Some lads are suckered into wearing them by their girlfriends and end up loving them. Guys named Chad, Todd, Alec and Marc will often wear bikini briefs.
They're essentially just cotton speedos - with a fabric covered waistband and two or three inches of material on the side. They come in solid colours, prints and stripes. Jim Palmer made these very mainstream when he began sporting them in major magazine adverts in the late 70's making them extremely popular for the Jockey line and defining the style.
"Dood - did you see Charlie changing in gym? Red Bikini briefs? Really? Cynthia has him totally whipped. We need to totally give him a wedgie! I hope there's even enough fabric..."
"I will not date a guy who wears bikini briefs. My dad wears them and that's just - ewwww. I just never would. Boxer briefs please!"
"Nige looks SO hot in his bikini briefs. He wears his jeans just low enough where we can see a hint of them when he bends down. All his muscles and curves make him irresistible in them. Wish more guys wore them. So hot!"
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Men's underwear that have been overused that the garters have loosened and have the appearance of bacon strips.
Your old man's wearing those bacon briefs again.
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the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.
Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.
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Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.
"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."
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When you don’t want to talk to someone so you tell them to stay brief. Meaning don’t talk to me.
You’re pissing me off, stay brief.
When somthing has happened to you by your briefs this could be a wedgie.
One day i was at high school and it was dinner, i saw the school bully but i thought they didnt see me. Sadly i was the bullys main target and saw me right when i was not expecting it. At this moment i new there was gona be a brief accident. The bully and some of there friends dragged me to the changing room and hung me on the coat pegs by my briefs. This was a proper brief accident.