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Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.
Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...
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A situation where a woman will have sex with you as long as you take her out to brunch the next morning before you dump her off at home.
"Hey, are you and Jill going out now?"
"Nah, just a little brunch-meat to help me get over Jane."
"Nice! Sweet deal!
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The act of snorting an "internet drug" that is also a stimulant in order to both skip breakfast and avoid purchasing lunch whilst at work because one would rather spend his or her 'earnt' cash on drugs rather than the essential nutrients their body so desperately craves.
"I walked into Tesco during our lunch hour and decided to spend my quid and ten pence on a gram of ethylphenidate rather than an own brand sausage and egg sandwich. You gotta love a Nose Brunch"
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A noticeable patch of sun burn, concentrated mostly on the forehead or back of the neck (depending on which direction you are facing) that develops specifically from eating brunch outside.
How long were you at brunch?! That brunch burn has got you looking like human a match stick.
A Liberal that only rallies against social justice issues or government corruption when a Conservative leader is in power but gets complacent about these issues when a Liberal politician is in office.
Brunch Eaters are posting about how they can go back to sleep now that Biden is elected.
Soft electronica with breezy lyrics about relationships. It's often enjoyed by yuppies and guppies on lazy Sunday afternoons. Best exemplified by artists like Dido, Everything but the Girl and Portishead.
"Hey girl, what's this you're listening to?"
"It's the new CD by Dido. It's great brunch music."
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Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.
"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."
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