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Your Facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east Asian or Indian philosophers.
Chick: {{waking up for the day}} Man, what a crappy day ahead... wonder what that Facebook Buddha Mark McGrath will have to say today?
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Friend to other friend - "I get so sick of Sandra Bullock's daily Facebook Buddha quotes... if I see another Ghandi quote on there, I'm unfriending her."
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Another word for Thai Stick, but ultimately it IS: A delicious Thai variety of marijuana, usually wrapped around thin bamboo splints or popsicle-stick slivers fastened with usually hemp string and dried slowly.
Tom: "I just bought some buddha sticks from that colombian guy on our street corner."
David: "neat!"
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What you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an orgasm.
" Yo boi i got the funky buddha from willy and... well... Janet can't talk no more... and i stubbed my toe and my balls emptied into my boxers...."
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An unusual form of walking often performed by people that sag their pants. The shuffle allows the pants to remain on the legs without falling off. The performer of the Buddha shuffle pivots his/her body along the axis of each leg while keeping their arms locked to the side of the legs
Alternately, the performer of the Buddha shuffle can sing the lyrics "Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha, Rockin' Everywheya. This adds to the effect of the shuffle.
Buddha Shuffler - "Buddha Buddha Buddha Rockin' Everywheya"
On Looker 1 - What is that guy doin'?
On Looker 2 - Oh, That's just the Buddha Shuffle, It keeps his pants from falling down
On Looker 1 - Oh, ok then.
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When you eat at a kfc then go to dairy queen afterwards
person 1 "hey lets go buddha status all night"
Buddha "sure but id rather eat at taco bell"
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Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.
Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!
Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!
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The great god of the bong water. Aqua Buddha lives within the water at the bottom of the bong and is what really makes you high.
Lets tie her up and make her do bong hits and worship Aqua Buddha.
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