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The word "fruity budget" was a term coined by the Good Omens subreddit Discord on October 8th, 2020. The term has been used in a variety of contexts but is generally a term used to add absurdist humor, or a term to use when you cannot think of something meaningful to say. Some of the more niche definitions include:
1.) A mistranslation of the German word for fluid balance.
2.) An unofficial synonym for the mitochondria.
3.) An unofficial synonym for metabolism.
4.) A particularly fruity budget.
5.) An exceptionally homosexual budget.
6.) A tasty treat found in a small hut in Antarctica.
7.) A preface to "UwU."
For extra tang, "liquid" can be added at the beginning, middle, or end of the term "fruity budget."
I could go for some fruity liquid budget right now to satisfy my UwUs.
I hope Neil Gaiman does not find these fruity budgets.
I'm so gay, all of my fruity budgets are spilling out of my cankles!
A pole barn. It’s not actually a full barn, therefore it’s a budget barn because they ran out of money to complete the walls.
Ooo look at those Budget Barns!
Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.
“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”
A descriptive term that refers to someone who doesn't make a lot of money and doesn't have a lot of money with them
Some common characteristics exhibited by these people are:
-Always being tired looking, sounding or feeling (maybe even a combination of them)
-Being into something that many stupid people would consider "weird" or "childish" like anime or video games
-Dressing in very simple ways like a T shirt that's a single colour
Nathan: Hey man, you wanna go eat some Italian food with me?
Jimmy: No man, I'm on a bootleg budget. Still struggling affording high quality food, I live off of frozen meals. Sorry
Nathan: Oh... that sucks. Well maybe when you get that degree we can spend more time and money together
Jimmy: Yeah
(n) - An unfortunate event, or series of unfortunate events, that completely fucks up your financial plans.
Guy One: Did you hear about Bob's house burning down the other day? That really sucks man.
Guy Two: Yea, he was just about to go out and buy a new Corvette before it happened. What a budget fuck.
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A person who fronts like they have Bill Gates money but rents or borrows all of their bling-bling and flashy things. Only to return them as soon as possible to get their deposit back from the rental company.
A person who rents or borrows items to front like he's doing big things. Only to have to return them to the owner after they're done fronting.
Dude not only has a rented Expedition he also has rented rims… That cat is a budget baller.
Sis was at the party fronting with her best friend’s dress on. She’s definitely a budget baller.
That nukka is a budget baller for rocking his boy's whip while he's out of town.
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when managers defer payment for something hoping for funding from another departments budget. From the Dilbert cartoon
Dilbert: Did you fund the infrastructure project yet?
Pointy Haired Boss: Nope, I'm playing budget chicken with the Director of Operations. I'm hoping that his department needs the infrastructure more than we do. If I can bluff him into funding the project with his budget instead of mine, I win.
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