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Dude I'm so drunk I have a great idea lets go streaking at WalMart . Dude that's a bad idea what a drunk bulb
Someone who sucks dick.
Guy 1: “Your girl doesn’t give you head?”
Guy 2: “Nah, she ain’t no bulb licker.”
Guy 1: “Your loss fucko.”
It is universally accepted truism that being a "Light Bulb" is the Asian equivalent of being a Third Wheel.
Light Bulbing is the verb form.
Mana: "This Korean BBQ is delicious!"
Danielle: "I know! I'm so glad we came here. We come here so often we're practically a married couple...oh, I forgot David was here. You're not part of our married couple, sorry!"
David: *busy light bulbing away*
The crispy last bite of a corn dog that requires you to deepthroat the stick to eat.
Awwwww man. I'm down to the treasure bulb.
it shines light, that’s why it has the word light in it. dumb mf why would u search this up in the first place, ofc yk what a mf light bulb is
bob: what’s that light from the ceiling?
jess: it’s a light bulb u retard
A device used to blind someone till they go insane and claw their eyes out
Drew: Have you ever used a light bulb?
Sam: Yes, but where are you?
To reverse direction in an automobile by entering an intersection, veering right, and then tracing a path in the shape of an incandescent lightbulb, so as to result in the automobile re-entering the same street from which it originally entered the intersection, but now traveling in the opposite direction.
Man, we took a wrong turn, we're heading away from the strip club. Loop a bulb at this intersection - my girlfriend's on in ten minutes!
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