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When you drink soda, and the carbon burns the inside of your nose.
Oh, dude. I just had a nose burp, and my nose is on fire.
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The point of ejaculation when masterbating.
I burped the worm last night and almost got in my eye.
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Small sub machine gun. The nickname "Burp Gun" came from the physical resemblance of the German MP38 and MP40 to a classic toy gun that fired ping pong balls. The toy was manufactured by the company "Burpco"
A damn dirty Nazi came over the hill with his Burp Gun Burp Gun blazing.
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When a person burps after giving fellatio.
Dude, I was so fired up when my girlfriend blew me until she sat up afterwards and spew burped into my face. I almost blew chunks.
When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.
The moment of relief when on has made a breakthrough on their "cerebral constipation." The "aha, I remember" phenomenon when one finally, remembers what they have struggling to remember.
After being asked what mafia film won Best Picture 1972, the movie buff, after struggling for 27 minutes, finally had a "mind burp" as he cried out, I got it, I got, "the Godfather!"
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