I need those

A *partly* sarcastic way of saying you like someting ugly or funny

*sees a pair of high sole pink crocs*
-Omg
-Yes

-I need those

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i need a vacation

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!

Please?I need a vacation!

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i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss

Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine

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i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

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I need more boulets

I need more boulets was a war cry used by the French soldiers during WW2, suicide bombers would also scream this before nose diving into a battleship.

soldier 1: Stay behind me, I'll give you cover! *gun shots*
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets

I Need Cash

A very simple and effective way to get out of any awkward or "lame" confrontation. Best used to get out of a boring conversation.

Lame Person: "So yeah, and then I bought two more purses, one of them was pink-"
Bored Person: "Saweet, anyways I gotta go, I need cash."

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I need a medic bag

A voice line when a character Dallas scream when he starts losing healt

Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."