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Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.
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what president bush is doing to the country
bush butt fucked us on taxes.
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To copulate with someones anal passage without the aid of lubrication
My boyfriend was fucking me last night, then he pinned me down and without spitting on my hole first he dry butt fucked me. It really hurt
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To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.
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To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.
"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"
"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."
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N. 1 any destination inconveinently far away. Originated from american slang.
(My car broke down, and now i have to walk to the party, which is in butt-Fucking-egypt!)
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At Baylor University, a very right winged Christian school, in Waco, Texas the girls are so concerned with keeping the virginity that they willingly undergo anal sex. The males at this institution compel the females that this alternative will keep them pure. This method allows the students here to have intercourse without a burden on their religious conscience.
Guy 1: "Did you have a good time in Waco last night? You were talking to that girl all night."
Guy 2: "Yeah I guess, man. I wanted to fuck her pussy but she made me give her the Baylor Butt Fuck."
Guy 1: "Shit Man!"
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When you put sand in a girl's asshole and then proceed to fuck her in the ass.
Guy 1: "Last night my girlfriend let me Arizona Butt Fuck her."
Guy 2: "Well it beats the hell out of your girlfriend having sand in her vagina."
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