A buttcrack that only pops off at night
My buttcrack of the night is about to get the party started !!
the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry
Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!