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A girl who's pussy seems to have some caloric value because every partner they have puts on weight.
Allison: "Wow! Jennifer has only been with Rebecca for two months and she looks like she's gained 25 lbs!"
Kris: "Yeah, Rebecca seems to have some high calorie pussy"
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A person who indulges on food rich in calories to satisfy his or her desire for rich food.
I was such a calorie slut for dinner tonight. I had an 8 oz. steak and 2 pieces of cheesecake and a milkshake.
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A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile
A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.
Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?
Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.
a tramp stamp made visible when a shirt (obviously too small) doesn't quite cover the muffin top
Did you see that chick with the high calorie frosting? Yeah,her tatt. use to read USA now it reads United States of America
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When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.
Man that steak isn't agreeing with me, looks like I'm having a zero calorie dinner tonight.
I was on the can all night, had a nother zero calorie dinner.
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something only carnivorous meat eaters suffer from (compared to vegans and maybe some forms of stricter vegetarians). Believed to be caused by the high animal fat and cholesterol shock on the body when too much meat is taken into a herbivore's (e.g. human) body.
Man i knew i shouldn't have eaten that #1 at McDonalds after not eating meat for a week. even without the milkshake it was a zero calorie dinner
Although Tom had a zero calorie dinner from chili's, when his blood was taken 20 mins later he still had fat stuck to the test tube like elmers glue from all the animal meat he had eaten.
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