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Someone who's not good at league
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN
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When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.
Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"
Calvin is someone who has the best hair in the whole football squad.
Bobble head : shower of shite on your head
Calvin : l have great hair and it is very ‘calvin’
A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis
"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"
A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"
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