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Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.
Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.
Damn dude, good to see you joined the canoe club frfr.
Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.
Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!
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When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.
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Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)
Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!
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Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.
Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.
Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.
Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.