rainbow card

A special victim card used by a member of the LGBTQ community to protect themselves in an argument based on their sexuality if the other person is winning.

LGBT member: Oh you’re debunking what I say and hating on me just because I’m gay... not because I’m just wrong, no!

Snowflake #1: Yassss queen

Snowflake #2: Don’t listen to them, you do you sis!

The Dude: So just debunk facts with the rainbow card so that literally nobody sees the argument here. Real mature.

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

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card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

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geek card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the geek community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable geeks for doing non-respectable-geek things.

Ben's Geek card was revoked when he aquired a girlfriend that was not a fellow geek.

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Tard Card

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

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Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

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Straight Card

When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'

Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."

Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."