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a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos
Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex
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A loose, leathery woman. Commonly refers to their insatiable sexual appetite.
That woman's a real Cardboard-Box
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An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.
Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:
Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)
Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."
Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."
Hobbes: "Ah."
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Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .
Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.
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The last resort as a home for really poor people.
If you wanna go get high with Ross,
Smoke an L in the back of his cardboard-box.
Oh why does he live this way?
(Hey, must be the welfare!)
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When two boring people have sex, they aren't making babies, they are making cardboard.
If Liz and Sean were to have sex, they would make cardboard.
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The carrots in the veg McDonalds is called orange cardboard
bro, I had so much orange cardboard yesterday and now I want to throw up