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a.) Noun
A parasitic orgasm related to pronto-bacteria that uses the psychological tactics using mental infection of the contemporary music industry to incite a mentality to its listeners to become brainless idiots; and heathens.
This organism also has targeted lonely men, luring them into its lair, and used opiate and barbiturate chemicals synthesized by using its breasts to lactate, to incapacitate the individuals; establishes robbery against its victims; and convinced transvestites to have sexual intercourse with these victims while they are asleep.
These organisms, which are considered less than a virus protein, have been created and allowed to thrive, and assimilate as much assets by expressing radically appalling frequencies that they assert as music, which is really feces in audio form.
Human being #1) You know that bacteria I grew in the Petri dish for a science project?
Human being #2) Yeah, Cardi B?
Human being #1) Well it smells, looks like filth, and is producing an awfully sounding screech the new generation is calling music; I’m putting hydrogen peroxide on it
Human being #2) Excellent Good sir, god save the queen
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A entertainer, NOT a rapper... who has a nasty personality and people tend to think she is the Queen of Rap when its actually Nicki Minaj. Her whole career consists of payola, bought (not actually awarded) awards, and ghostwriters. Her label Atlantic Records just mad Nicki Minaj outsold every female rapper in Atlantic Records. Her career is flopping though. She goes after every person who talk bad about her and needs to learn to keep it professional especially at the height of her career. But Bardi Gang, its never late to turn back to y'all Barbz roots. And btw awards dont define talent. All this woman does is gets behind a mic and spit lyrics that aren't even hers. Plz dont compare her to the actual queen, Nicki Minaj :)
Nicki Minaj - actually cares about fans, amazing flow, amazing pen game, is snubbed from many things due to the jealousy people have of her success.
Cardi B - an entertainer, get that straight, not a rapper, whose career was bought. Signed to Atlantic Records, who are the people who buy her awards, streams, views, etc. Uses payola and Ms. Minaj could never.
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Nicki is better. Female rapper has one good song (Motorsport FT. Nicki Minaj and Cardi B) Barbz are right. Cardi sucks
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Slang term for marijuana vapor cartridge
Yo man! you got a Cardi B? I’m trying to get scro!
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This is Cardi B's sister who is really into fitness.
(THIS IS A JOKE)
"Hey you know Cardi B right?"
"Yeah, Bodak Yellow."
"Yeah, but did you know she had a sister named Cardi O. She apparently is super into fitness."
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The comb/brush that is used to remove pills from a sweater or pullover.
I used my Cardi B to fix my cashmere sweater last night.
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Nicki Minaj's biggest fan. Cardi B has been caught multiple times stalking Nicki Minaj, her fans the Barbz, and pages related to Nicki. She is rude and disrespectful to her own fanbase, the BardiGang by blocking them for asking simple and respectful questions. She was put in the music industry as a plant to try to end Nicki Minaj's career, which has failed. She is known for using payola, robbing and drugging men, using the F slur, and T slur. She uses ghostwriters to write her raps because she has no talent. She has multiple number 1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 and a Grammy, but no talent to back any of those accomplishments up. Her favorite thing to do is to argue with Barbz on Twitter and respond to meaningless drama because she has nothing better to do in her free time. The only thing good about her is... wait never mind, I can't think of anything good about her.
There goes Cardi B again, giving attention to irrelevant drama again. She's not fit to be a celebrity.
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