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A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...
Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.
They have NO Regerts
Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth matilda rummaged Coach Mikes car?!
Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo
Person One: -.-
**Pew Pew
meaning eccentric, exciting, cool
genuine expression of gratitude
“It would be so carnivorous if you came to Waffle House with me on Sunday”
“Isn’t this day just so carnivorous?”
(adjective, noun) A name for someone who eats a lot of meat and never looses his/her sweet, fine ass.
Melissa will always be a Teriyaki Carnivore, as long as she doesn't eat too much ice cream and Chick-fil-a french fries.